the five stages of grief

denial - no no this can't be happening to me no it just can't nope this isn't real no no no

anger - WHY THE HELL IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME WHY ME OF ALL THE EFFING PEOPLE WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING OLDER?!?!?!?

bargaining - owh c'mon just give me another year please just one more year one more year please i don't wanna grow older i'll be good please just let me do over this one year and then i can turn older please please please

depression - no no no i can't do anything about it i'm getting old :'( noooo not fair this is making me feel so hopeless i feel so numb :'(

acceptance - okay fine so i'm getting older there big deal it's all over